Merry Christmas? MERRY KISS MY ASS! He's had it with crowded malls, endless Christmas carols, inflatable reindeer and that fat bastard in the red suit who keeps getting all the credit. Deep down, he might actually love Christmas. But after six weeks of forced holiday cheer, his Christmas spirit is hanging by a damn thread.

And don't even THINK about wishing him Happy Holidays. It's MERRY CHRISTMAS, dumbass. Now back away slowly and nobody has to explain the Claymore to Santa.

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More important than what this item can do for you is what it does for veterans. For some vets, survival is an everyday struggle, whether they are struggling with physical injuries or PTSD. Getting a service dog can literally save their life, offering them a loving bond, lifesaving hope and assistance. This item helps fund service and companion dogs for veterans in need.

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This product is made to order, please allow 3-5 business days for production; Ships from Michigan

Domestic: 6-9 business days standard transit. Orders to AK, HI and PR may experience longer transit times.
International: Transit times vary, but typically take 4-6 weeks once shipped via UPS with final delivery made by local mail service.

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Material: 50% Polyester / 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 25% Rayon              

Fit:   Athletic Fit
          See attached for specifications per size

Size & Fit: S-M-L- XL- 2X- 3X

Size Chart