Ho. Ho. HOLD STILL, DUMBASS!

Santa's been checking his list twice, and frankly, he's had enough. The idiot who takes up two parking spaces. The moron who leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot. And that special breed of jerkwad who skips a mile of merging traffic just to cut in at the last second.

Congratulations, gentlemen. You've made the Naughty List, and Santa's bringing in some muscle. No more lumps of coal. No more second chances. Just one pissed-off enforcement officer who's been waiting all year to spread his special brand of holiday cheer.

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This product is made to order, please allow 3-5 business days for production; Ships from Michigan

Domestic: 6-9 business days standard transit. Orders to AK, HI and PR may experience longer transit times.
International: Transit times vary, but typically take 4-6 weeks once shipped via UPS with final delivery made by local mail service.

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Material: 50% Polyester / 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 25% Rayon              

Fit:   Athletic Fit
          See attached for specifications per size

Size & Fit: S-M-L- XL- 2X- 3X

Size Chart